Management

Name: Chris Burns           Position: 1st Team Manager

The Old Pro’s view:  The heartbeat of the club who embodies almost everthing OHAFC stands for, the exception sadly being his own footballing ability which is somewhat limited. The Geordie Guardiola has scaled the dizzying heights of promotions and cup final giant-killings and away from football can be found wearing mismatching and highly dubious fashions. Sponsored by Fisherman’s Friend. “Do some revision”




Name: Matt Fryer           Position: Reserve Team Manager
The Old Pro’s view:  Looking to impose his pass and move philsophy on the reserve team this season after serving his apprenticeship as a translator for Villas Boas at the University of Lancaster. Despite being a Leeds fan he is not a screamer on the touchline, although poor performers can expect to feel the force of the halftime “travel hairdryer” (half the volume and heat of Sir Alex’s).




Name: Leigh Fearn           Position: Fitness Coach

The Old Pro’s view:  Bad Boy of Goalkeeping, Tough Guy of Training. Fitness coach who patrolled the OHAFC 6 yard box for 8 seasons, averaging 1 error every 2 years. Specialised in being hated by opposing teams and inciting hard men to kick his outfield colleagues. Only ‘keeper ever to psyche a penalty taker into putting a spot kick wide. Chinese hair, tiny dog teeth. Dislikes: fish