Coach Fearn takes a look into the Old Headingley transport fleet and realises that Manager Burns has more to pick from than the usual family Car.

Chris Weston – Council Gritting Machine

Useful 3 times a year.  Out of service the rest of the time

Paul Kempton – 1962 JAGUAR XKR

A classic bit of kit that commands respect.  Looking like it will soon be confined to the Old Headingley Garage

Tony Angell – JOHN DEERE TRACTOR

Strong, powerful bit of machinery, rarely breaks down and loves being covered in mud

Will Johnson – Audi TT

Not quite the engine of a Ferrari but still got that little bit more about it than your average car

Adrian Shields – 1950’S INDUSTRIAL STEAM ENGINE 

Enormous awkward looking piece of engineering.  Big head that often blows steam

Paul Leonard – Fire Engine

Big Red Faced unit.  Big engine and good for aerial problems.  Speed limited due to weight issue

Timothy Manuel – Jumbo Jet

Bulky but good in the air, often abroad but a sexy bit of kit to own

Matt Hannon – Gulf Buggy

One of the smallest engines in the fleet.  Quite a noisy engine and must be handles with care




Mark Lucas – Dingy

Can be unbelievably useful on the right day.  However rubbish in the cold and can occasionally self deflate

Sam Brown – Transit Van

Seems to have been around for ages.  Loved by Men

Richard Harwood – Lifeboat

Often seen asking for funds in order to stay afloat.  Loved by its crew

Andy Hallam – Tricycle

Low centre of gravity, great at turning in tight spaces and durable

Lewis Keogh – Carlsberg Delivery Truck

Sturdy, hard to break.  Usually full of bear

Sean Tyres – Cement Mixer

Uncompromisingly built, unsubtle and never afraid to mix things up

 

 

Paul Cooney – Carrier Pidgeon

Massive engine though weird little head

Andrew Williams – Horse and Cart

Very old member of the fleet.  Never experiences engine failure though very slow




Oliver Seed – Citreon Saxo

Fast over the first 5-10 yards, loses power soon after.  Not built for long distance travel

Ash Austin– Racehorse

Form depends upon its mood and fitness.  Can be great but also temperamental




Tom Long – SmartCar

Although not the biggest, very very SMART

Callum Butcher – Mobile Crane

Built for aerial manoeuvres.  A bit Awkward looking for bloody useful

Gav Johnstone – Submarine

Not many people know a lot about this piece of kit.  Clearly loaded with missiles but not used enough

Daniel Burns – Pedalo

Always tends to drift and can sometimes find itself in choppy waters.  Has a mind of its own

Steve Beck – Tank

Slow, unsexy, Powerful, uncompromising with a big shot

David Davies (Preston) – Clown Car

Makes unorthodox manoeuvres, is a bit daft though popular with kids

Sam Pickup –Pickup Truck

Often comes to the rescue when we need it most.

Phil Harrington – Volkswagon Bora

Safe, steady, reliable though would rarely be invited to any exciting Hollywood parties




Paul Harrington – Moped

Good little runner but would benefit from more power.  Desperate to be a motorbike

 

Dave Gillespie – Ford Focus

No Frills, yet better than it looks. Popular bit of Kit

Sam Hasson – Horse Box

Extremely useful despite being funny looking.  Usually full of shit

Matt Harrison – Hovercraft

Unique piece of equipment.  Full of hot air and rarely allowed out.  Great engine




Tom Monkhouse – Ford Cortina

Somehow manages to keep running despite always seeming to have some part of its bodywork battered or broken

Eddie Kiernan – BMX

Great over ruff terrain, built for impact

Kieran Burns – Jet Ski

Looks right, fast and great to have in the fleet even though nobody has quite worked out how it works

 

Tim Curtis – Batmobile

Recent edition to the fleet so the club still learning of its capabilities.  Looks the part.  Just need to work out how to drive it

Richard Booth – Dick Dastardly’s Wacky Races Car

Crazy, colourful piece of kit.  Nobody knows how it works or where it finds that extra bit of speed but certainly a bit special

Will Trew – Bentley

Nice and Posh   

Daniel Keating – Canoe

Small, no frills frame.  Tends to travel along at it’s own leisurely pace

Chris Burns – Ice Cream Van

Makes a lot of noise but always full of surprises.  On the lookout for Children




Leigh Fearn – Penny Farthing

Not many teams have one of these left in their fleet.  Used to be amazing in 1895



Kieran Grant – Glider

Super Slick, uncomplicated design but spends half its time with its head in the clouds




Ed Calvert – Paul Daniels Magic Van

Full of ridiculous tricks.  You’ll like him…but not a lot..

Rio Comrie – Apache Helicopter

Big, Black, Powerful piece of Kit.  Impossible to take down and perfect for protecting the troops.

George Clark – Volvo

‘Safety comes as standard’.  Great design though not the most stylish