Hot off the press

Oli Seed has demanded that critics “eat their words” after netting with a trademark header in his return to action this week. Rumours had been rife that injury problems might see OHAFC push the iconic forward out of the door at the end of the season. (BBC Radio Leeds)


After banging in a last minute free kick to silence the baying crowds away at Beeston, Keiron Grant was spotted celebrating with a beer and a burger in a private booth in Wetherspoons on Millenium Square (Headingley Today)


Leigh Fearn is being lined up as a shock successor to Chris Burns as OHAFC 1st team manager for the 2012/2013 campaign (Guardian.co.uk)


Hot property Sam Pickup is in talks with Nike about an endorsement deal which will see the striker sorted for studs, astro’s and moulds for the rest of his career. In a statement released to the press, it was made clear that “neither Nike or Sam Pickup do blades’.


With hits including ‘Fat Tranny Girl’ and ‘The Old Headingley Anthem’, musical maestro Sam Hasson has released his newest chart topper titled ‘Lewis & Dave’ which has been described as, “a beautiful song detailing the blossoming friendship between Lewis Keogh and Dave Gillespie”. Many believe this is the song that will propel Hasson into the big time.


Furthermore, Dave Gillespie has expressed his dislike at the fact that he is regularly referred to as G Dawg as it is not a true representation of his personality. Instead, he would now like to be known as ‘Mr Outrageous’.